Homer is funny, but Lisa is inspiring

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Joel Glovier
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# Resume settings # Resume settings
resume_avatar: "true" resume_avatar: "true"
resume_name: "Homer J. Simpson" resume_name: "Lisa M. Simpson"
resume_title: "Nuclear Safety Inspector" resume_title: "VP of Global Communications"
resume_contact_email: "homerjsimpson@youremailaddress.com" resume_contact_email: "lisasimpson@youremailaddress.com"
resume_contact_telephone: "555-7334" resume_contact_telephone: "555-7334"
resume_contact_address: "742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield" resume_contact_address: "742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield"
resume_header_contact_info: "742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield | 555-7334 | homerjsimpson@youremailaddress.com" resume_header_contact_info: "742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield | 555-7334 | lisasimpson@youremailaddress.com"
resume_header_intro: "<p>This is the executive summary. You should write a few brief, concise, and meaningful sentences about yourself from a professional context, and your immediate career goals. Make the length appropriate for your needs, but K.I.S.S.</p>" resume_header_intro: "<p>This is the executive summary. You should write a few brief, concise, and meaningful sentences about yourself from a professional context, and your immediate career goals. Make the length appropriate for your needs, but keep it brief and concise</p>"
# use "yes" to display the email contact button, # use "yes" to display the email contact button,
# "no" to display an "I'm not looking for work" message, # "no" to display an "I'm not looking for work" message,
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# Associations # Associations
# comment out the urls if you do not wish to display them # comment out the urls if you do not wish to display them
- organization: Beer for the World - organization: PETA
role: Volunteer role: Volunteer
year: 2008 &mdash; Present year: 2001 &mdash; 2010
url: http://beerfortheworld.com url: https://www.peta.org/
summary: Organized fund drives and participated in fundraising events for the benefit of families in third world countries without proper access to malt beverages. summary: Organized fund drives and participated in fundraising events for the benefit of PETA's local Springfield operations.
- organization: Springfield Nuclear Workers Labor Union - organization: Yale Amnesty International
role: Member in Good Standing role: Communications coordinator
year: 1994 &mdash; Present year: 2002 &mdash; 2004
url: http://snwlu.org url: http://campuspress.yale.edu/amnesty/
summary: Founding member of the local nuclear workers labor union. summary: During my junion and senior years at Yale, I was actively involved in Yale Amnesty International where I helped facilitate our student organization communications through website maintenance, writing for our campus publication, and graphic design of related materials.
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# Degree # Degree
- degree: Associates Degree, Business Management - degree: Bachelor of Arts, Human Rights
uni: Springfield College uni: Yale University
year: 1984 &mdash; 1986 year: 2004 &mdash; 2008
awards: awards:
- award: Quickest to fall asleep - award: Summa Cumme Laude graduate
- award: Fastest donut eater
summary: If you had any meaningful roles at college, feel free to write about them here summary: If you had any meaningful roles at college, feel free to write about them here
- degree: High School Diploma - degree: High School Diploma
uni: Springfield High uni: Springfield High School
year: 1984 year: 2004
award: Least likely to graduate College award: Most likely to succeed
summary: You can choose to have either a single or multiple awards summary: You can choose to have either a single or multiple awards
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# Jobs # Jobs
# Springfield Nuclear Power Plant # VP of Global Communications
- company: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant - company: Springfield International Human Rights Outreach
position: Safety Inspector position: VP of Global Communications
duration: Nov, 1980 &mdash; Present duration: Oct, 2013 &mdash; Present
summary: Write about your core competencies in one or two sentences describing your position. If you held the position for a long time, it could be a longer section, including a couple bullet points <ul class="resume-item-list"><li>Ate lots of donuts</li><li>Fell asleep rarely</li><li>Left promptly at end of day (sometimes earlier)</li></ul> summary: Write about your core competencies in one or two sentences describing your position. If you held the position for a long time, it could be a longer section, including a couple bullet points <ul class="resume-item-list"><li>A project you are proud of</li><li>Another awesome project</li><li>or a team or department you worked with</li></ul>
# Windmill Crank Operator # Director of Digital Stratgy
- company: Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Centre - company: United Nations Human Rights Council
position: Safety Inspector position: Director of Digital Strategy
duration: Jun, 1978 &mdash; Sept, 1979 duration: Jun, 2010 &mdash; Sept, 2013
summary: If your stint was shorter, feel free to be brief and just call out the most meaningful points of your role. Be concise, and be meaninful. The person reading just needs enough to want to talk to you more about your experience. summary: If your stint was shorter, feel free to be brief and just call out the most meaningful points of your role. Be concise, and be meaninful. The person reading just needs enough to want to talk to you more about your experience.
# Front Desk Attendant # Communications Coordinator
- company: Simpson Lazer Tag - company: Springfield Women & Children's Center
position: Front Desk Attendant position: Communications Coordinator
duration: Jun, 1975 &mdash; May, 1978 duration: Jun, 2008 &mdash; May, 2010
summary: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie... Spaceballs. But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy. summary: Led communication efforts across digital and traditional media channels for marketing and public relations, internal communication strategies, and coordinated support programs for the recipients of the center's services.
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# Interests # Interests
- description: Drinking beer. - description: Human rights and world affairs
- description: Grand Funk Railroad. - description: Music (baritone saxiphonist)
- description: Flanders' lawnmower. - description: Linguistics
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# links # links
- url: "#" - url: "#"
description: Springfield Poker Club description: Springfield Jazz Enthusiasts
- url: "#" - url: "#"
description: Springfield Donut Eater's User Group description: Springfield Young Professionals
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# Projects # Projects
# uncomment the urls if you wish to display them, and add your own URL # uncomment the urls if you wish to display them, and add your own URL
# donutfinder.io # jazznotes.io
- project: donutfinder.io - project: jazznotes.io
role: Founder & Primary Developer role: Founder & Primary Developer
duration: 2012 &mdash; Present duration: 2012 &mdash; Present
# url: "#" # url: "#"
description: Donut Locator is an open source node/ember app that lets users find donuts within a defined radius from their home. description: Jazz Notes is an open source node/ember app that helps you keep track of your music compositions and new ideas.
#Springfield Donut Eater's User Group # Springfield Community Outreach Group
- project: Springfield Donut Eater's User Group - project: Springfield Community Outreach Group
role: Co-Founder & Organizer role: Co-Founder & Organizer
duration: 2007 &mdash; Present duration: 2007 &mdash; Present
# url: "#" # url: "#"
description: DEUG is a local monthly meetup in Springfield where we share all the latest tips and tricks for dat donut lifestyle. I organize the group, and typically eat most of the donuts. description: SCOG is a local monthly meetup in Springfield where we share opportunities to volunteer in the community and organize support for families and neighborhoods in need of assistance that the community can provide.
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# Recognitions # Recognitions
- award: Outstanding Achievement - award: Outstanding Achievement
organization: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant organization: Springfield Young Professionals
year: 2010 year: 2010, 2014
summary: Awarded for stopping a nuclear meltdown, even though I also started it. summary: Awarded the Outstanding Achievement award for contributions made to the community and professional accomplishments.
- award: Duff Beer Customer of the year - award: Most Likely To Succeed
organization: organization: Springfield High School
year: 1997 &mdash; 2001, 2003, 2008 &mdash; 2012 year: 2004
summary: Honored by <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duff_Beer">Duff Beer</a> for being an outstanding customer several years straight. Qualifications included most beer consumed at a bar, most beer purchased, and most beer ralphed. summary: Voted Most Likely To Succeed by a panel of my high school peers.
- award: Moe's Patron of the Month
organization:
year: 12/2001, 8/2004
summary: Specifically this prestigious awarded twice for stopping a robber with my belly.
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# Skills # Skills
# Donut design # Organizational leadership
- skill: Donut design - skill: Organizational leadership
description: Sprinkle art, icing design, eclair management, taste testing, donut/coffee pairing research description: I have several years of experience leading organziations from community groups to business departments. From public speaking, to mentoring, to coordination of people and events, I can lead in any context.
# Craft beer brewing # Communications strategy
- skill: Craft beer brewing - skill: Communications strategy
description: Hops inspection, brew testing, distribution management, bottle label design, festival and event management description: Content and marketing strategy,
# Family leadership # Digital content development and creation
- skill: Family leadership - skill: Digital content development and creation
description: Bread winning, conflict resolution, couch inspection, TV longevity testing description: Copy writing, graphic design, web design, front-end web development, print design
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