Homer is funny, but Lisa is inspiring

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# Resume settings
resume_avatar: "true"
resume_name: "Homer J. Simpson"
resume_title: "Nuclear Safety Inspector"
resume_contact_email: "homerjsimpson@youremailaddress.com"
resume_name: "Lisa M. Simpson"
resume_title: "VP of Global Communications"
resume_contact_email: "lisasimpson@youremailaddress.com"
resume_contact_telephone: "555-7334"
resume_contact_address: "742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield"
resume_header_contact_info: "742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield | 555-7334 | homerjsimpson@youremailaddress.com"
resume_header_intro: "<p>This is the executive summary. You should write a few brief, concise, and meaningful sentences about yourself from a professional context, and your immediate career goals. Make the length appropriate for your needs, but K.I.S.S.</p>"
resume_header_contact_info: "742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield | 555-7334 | lisasimpson@youremailaddress.com"
resume_header_intro: "<p>This is the executive summary. You should write a few brief, concise, and meaningful sentences about yourself from a professional context, and your immediate career goals. Make the length appropriate for your needs, but keep it brief and concise</p>"
# use "yes" to display the email contact button,
# "no" to display an "I'm not looking for work" message,
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# Associations
# comment out the urls if you do not wish to display them
- organization: Beer for the World
- organization: PETA
role: Volunteer
year: 2008 &mdash; Present
url: http://beerfortheworld.com
summary: Organized fund drives and participated in fundraising events for the benefit of families in third world countries without proper access to malt beverages.
year: 2001 &mdash; 2010
url: https://www.peta.org/
summary: Organized fund drives and participated in fundraising events for the benefit of PETA's local Springfield operations.
- organization: Springfield Nuclear Workers Labor Union
role: Member in Good Standing
year: 1994 &mdash; Present
url: http://snwlu.org
summary: Founding member of the local nuclear workers labor union.
- organization: Yale Amnesty International
role: Communications coordinator
year: 2002 &mdash; 2004
url: http://campuspress.yale.edu/amnesty/
summary: During my junion and senior years at Yale, I was actively involved in Yale Amnesty International where I helped facilitate our student organization communications through website maintenance, writing for our campus publication, and graphic design of related materials.
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# Degree
- degree: Associates Degree, Business Management
uni: Springfield College
year: 1984 &mdash; 1986
- degree: Bachelor of Arts, Human Rights
uni: Yale University
year: 2004 &mdash; 2008
awards:
- award: Quickest to fall asleep
- award: Fastest donut eater
- award: Summa Cumme Laude graduate
summary: If you had any meaningful roles at college, feel free to write about them here
- degree: High School Diploma
uni: Springfield High
year: 1984
award: Least likely to graduate College
uni: Springfield High School
year: 2004
award: Most likely to succeed
summary: You can choose to have either a single or multiple awards
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# Jobs
# Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
- company: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
position: Safety Inspector
duration: Nov, 1980 &mdash; Present
summary: Write about your core competencies in one or two sentences describing your position. If you held the position for a long time, it could be a longer section, including a couple bullet points <ul class="resume-item-list"><li>Ate lots of donuts</li><li>Fell asleep rarely</li><li>Left promptly at end of day (sometimes earlier)</li></ul>
# VP of Global Communications
- company: Springfield International Human Rights Outreach
position: VP of Global Communications
duration: Oct, 2013 &mdash; Present
summary: Write about your core competencies in one or two sentences describing your position. If you held the position for a long time, it could be a longer section, including a couple bullet points <ul class="resume-item-list"><li>A project you are proud of</li><li>Another awesome project</li><li>or a team or department you worked with</li></ul>
# Windmill Crank Operator
- company: Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Centre
position: Safety Inspector
duration: Jun, 1978 &mdash; Sept, 1979
# Director of Digital Stratgy
- company: United Nations Human Rights Council
position: Director of Digital Strategy
duration: Jun, 2010 &mdash; Sept, 2013
summary: If your stint was shorter, feel free to be brief and just call out the most meaningful points of your role. Be concise, and be meaninful. The person reading just needs enough to want to talk to you more about your experience.
# Front Desk Attendant
- company: Simpson Lazer Tag
position: Front Desk Attendant
duration: Jun, 1975 &mdash; May, 1978
summary: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie... Spaceballs. But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy.
# Communications Coordinator
- company: Springfield Women & Children's Center
position: Communications Coordinator
duration: Jun, 2008 &mdash; May, 2010
summary: Led communication efforts across digital and traditional media channels for marketing and public relations, internal communication strategies, and coordinated support programs for the recipients of the center's services.
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# Interests
- description: Drinking beer.
- description: Grand Funk Railroad.
- description: Flanders' lawnmower.
- description: Human rights and world affairs
- description: Music (baritone saxiphonist)
- description: Linguistics
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# links
- url: "#"
description: Springfield Poker Club
description: Springfield Jazz Enthusiasts
- url: "#"
description: Springfield Donut Eater's User Group
description: Springfield Young Professionals
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# Projects
# uncomment the urls if you wish to display them, and add your own URL
# donutfinder.io
- project: donutfinder.io
# jazznotes.io
- project: jazznotes.io
role: Founder & Primary Developer
duration: 2012 &mdash; Present
# url: "#"
description: Donut Locator is an open source node/ember app that lets users find donuts within a defined radius from their home.
description: Jazz Notes is an open source node/ember app that helps you keep track of your music compositions and new ideas.
#Springfield Donut Eater's User Group
- project: Springfield Donut Eater's User Group
# Springfield Community Outreach Group
- project: Springfield Community Outreach Group
role: Co-Founder & Organizer
duration: 2007 &mdash; Present
# url: "#"
description: DEUG is a local monthly meetup in Springfield where we share all the latest tips and tricks for dat donut lifestyle. I organize the group, and typically eat most of the donuts.
description: SCOG is a local monthly meetup in Springfield where we share opportunities to volunteer in the community and organize support for families and neighborhoods in need of assistance that the community can provide.
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# Recognitions
- award: Outstanding Achievement
organization: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
year: 2010
summary: Awarded for stopping a nuclear meltdown, even though I also started it.
organization: Springfield Young Professionals
year: 2010, 2014
summary: Awarded the Outstanding Achievement award for contributions made to the community and professional accomplishments.
- award: Duff Beer Customer of the year
organization:
year: 1997 &mdash; 2001, 2003, 2008 &mdash; 2012
summary: Honored by <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duff_Beer">Duff Beer</a> for being an outstanding customer several years straight. Qualifications included most beer consumed at a bar, most beer purchased, and most beer ralphed.
- award: Moe's Patron of the Month
organization:
year: 12/2001, 8/2004
summary: Specifically this prestigious awarded twice for stopping a robber with my belly.
- award: Most Likely To Succeed
organization: Springfield High School
year: 2004
summary: Voted Most Likely To Succeed by a panel of my high school peers.
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# Skills
# Donut design
- skill: Donut design
description: Sprinkle art, icing design, eclair management, taste testing, donut/coffee pairing research
# Organizational leadership
- skill: Organizational leadership
description: I have several years of experience leading organziations from community groups to business departments. From public speaking, to mentoring, to coordination of people and events, I can lead in any context.
# Craft beer brewing
- skill: Craft beer brewing
description: Hops inspection, brew testing, distribution management, bottle label design, festival and event management
# Communications strategy
- skill: Communications strategy
description: Content and marketing strategy,
# Family leadership
- skill: Family leadership
description: Bread winning, conflict resolution, couch inspection, TV longevity testing
# Digital content development and creation
- skill: Digital content development and creation
description: Copy writing, graphic design, web design, front-end web development, print design
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