Joel Glovier
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# Recognitions
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- award: Outstanding Achievement
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organization: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
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year: 2010
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summary: Awarded for stopping a nuclear meltdown, even though I also started it.
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- award: Duff Beer Customer of the year
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organization:
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year: 1997 — 2001, 2003, 2008 — 2012
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summary: Honored by <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duff_Beer">Duff Beer</a> for being an outstanding customer several years straight. Qualifications included most beer consumed at a bar, most beer purchased, and most beer ralphed.
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- award: Moe's Patron of the Month
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organization:
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year: 12/2001, 8/2004
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summary: Specifically this prestigious awarded twice for stopping a robber with my belly.
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